“Sometimes when I get frustrated with Kris and her constant criticisms and Khloe and her cussing at me, I like to put on my very velvety velvet jacket with a dotted scarf.  I’m not one of those low-class people who don’t know how to accessorize.  Instead of getting fucked up by drinking a stiff drink or ten, it’s rather soothing to grab my cane and take a stroll through New York City.  I feel like Hugh Hefner right now.  Dressed like a p.i.m fucking p.”


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